A few things I’m into.
All the way into.
Come sit closer
to the oven.
Not a newsletter. More like the front row for what VARE is building next.
1,000+ members get first dibs every Friday. Shop the Drop ↗ Join Chapter 01The wall of love.
First bites. Honest faces. Very little playing it cool.
Current tabs open.
Shipping VARE Friday Drops across Illinois.
Coaching clients 1-on-1.
Documenting the climb to become this generation’s best CMO.
Turns out, consistency
photographs well.
The body is one place the inner work becomes visible. Years of discipline are in the frame. The dramatic lighting is just a bonus.
I’m JD Locke. Cincinnati raised me. Chicago is home. More than 100,000 people found me through fitness, but the real story has always been the work underneath it.
Now I’m co-founding VARE, coaching clients online, and competing as a natural bodybuilder.
Unserious FAQ.
- Do you actually eat the cookies?
- Yes. That's the problem. Quality control is a lifestyle.
- Can I get a discount?
- No. But there's a free cookie thing floating around. Go find it.
- Are you a real coach?
- NASM-certified, yes. I will count your macros and judge your squat.
- Why is your website like this?
- Because normal websites are boring and I got bored.
- Can I hire you?
- Coaching, marketing, podcast guest: yes. Anything else: probably not.
The lore.
A highly selective history of the moments that somehow became the plot.
Started baking protein cookies in a Chicago home kitchen
Launched the Friday Drop: order by Tuesday, cookies by Friday
1,000+ people joined Chapter 01
Stood in the middle of the street holding a giant QR code for free cookies
Still not doing cardio
Need a good guest with more than one answer?
Podcasts, stages, publications, thoughtful collaborations. If the conversation has some depth and the room has some curiosity, I’m interested. Press photos and a short bio are available on request.
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